Sitting behind a gigantic, lifted truck today, D and I had this conversation:
D: He must have a really small penis. You taught me that.
Me: Yes I did. He must have a snail-sized penis.
D: Snails are cute. I like snails.
Me: Snails might be cute, but snail-sized penises are not. You should run from those.
I'm always looking out for her.
Friday, December 02, 2011
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