When You're Done, You're Done

People think they are funny. My friends especially think they're funny. They're not.

MR: Who has the best happy hour in Bend
Me: I don't know anymore, I don't go out much.
MR: You not go out? Are you pregnant?
Me: Not working for a year meant not going out.
MR: Well that's boring. It would be funner if you said you were preggers.
Me: Oh hell no!! I would throw myself down a flight of stairs!
MR: lol. You wouldn't dare.
Me: Totally would.

And if I didn't, my 16-year-old would probably push me down the stairs herself.