Friday, December 18, 2015

A Black Guy, a Hawaiian, and an Iraqi Walk Into a Bar......

So it's actually an office where the previous day's potluck leftovers have been sitting overnight.

Hawaiian: J, you want some potato salad?
Black Guy: No way, man.
Iraqi: There's some chicken.
BG: What are you trying to say? Is there watermelon too??
H: Yeah, there's probably some watermelon in the fruit salad.
BG: I know you didn't just say that. I'm the only person who knows you're Hawaiian.
I: You're Hawaiian?
BG: See? Nobody knows!!
H: Hey, I'm just trying to take care of my people.
BG: Your people? Like you got people?
H: Yeah man, my people.

If I got paid for laughing here, they couldn't afford me.


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